Help! I Need to Stretch

3.1
(86)

This game is extremely NSFW. You must be over 18 to play. You pretty much choose different toys in a bedroom and decide how you will have fun with them. This was a pretty fun anime porn game.

“Oh I can’t wait!!! I just cleaned the house, cleared my schedule, bought all the necessary “supplies,” but wait… I forgot! My boyfriend’s junk is catastrophically huge! Like, it’s big enough to have it’s own satellite! Uhhh, this isn’t good! I need to make sure I’m stretched out enough to take that double-decker-ed  monster. I’ll start by finding everything I can to stretch myself out. I swear, I’ll make sure this is the best Valentine’s Day ever!”

Play: Like any good point and click game, I was stumped halfway through when I couldn’t figure out the proper order of events, and like any good point and click game, I found the answer by accident after five minutes of messing around.

Aesthetic: It’s so cute! All the character designs have a lot of personality, it’s all super polished, the colors are gorgeous, the text bubble animations are well-done, tldr 10/10. I am however convinced this is just one elaborate attempt to show off the way you animated the right panel lol

Sound: It’s almost good that this game doesn’t have sound. Otherwise, it might score so high overall that we wouldn’t be able to contain it anymore. 

Narrative: Good command of language and grammar. The narrative was simple and clear, and all the characters had very clear voices and personalities. The ending was really cute.

Horny: Very.

Kink: Putting stuff up your butt isn’t breaking new ground, but bonus points for focusing on one specific aspect and then going all in on it (pun semi-intended?). Taking old themes to new extremes scores well here too. 

Stealth: No.

Harmony: It’s great as far as point-and-click goes. There’s not too many extra things to click on, which keeps you from getting distracted and makes sure the ‘puzzles’ aren’t too hard, and the setting is easy to navigate. The visuals are consistent, and fit with the narrative tone. The only thing keeping it from scoring perfectly is the lack of sound… and so I gave it a perfect score anyways lolol

Novelty: It’s novel, that’s for sure. I don’t know what my opinion is on the main mechanic itself- it’s well-coded, but I think it would be a bit better if your cursor simulated a bit more of the resistance shown onscreen. Otherwise, your mouse just ends up dragged out of the game window, which is a liiiiil annoying.

Final Thoughts: Everyone is ranting and raving about this game, and for good reason. I think it definitely deserves top prize, it’s a really good example of a perfectly scoped and executed jam project.

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